Last
night, I unexpectedly found my old bartending rolodex. It was like finding a treasure map. I was giddy and I usually don’t do
giddy. When I graduated college a really really long time ago, I
taught high school for a few years and realized I needed an additional part-time job to be able to pay my bills and
continue working on my master’s degree. I
decided bartending would work best with my schedule. I went to bartending school…which was
basically two weeks of bullshit. I did
get to make my rolodex though. This consisted
of writing out drink recipes in alphabetical order. The school placed me in a couple of
bars. One was so completely disgusting
and scary that it is a wonder a made it out alive. In addition to making drinks, I had to answer
the phone for the hookers in the bar. A bar
partron came up to me and said, “if you’d wear tighter jeans, you’d get bigger
tips.” My response was, “if you’d brush
that one tooth, I bet you’d get more dates.”
I only worked there one night.
Anyway, I went on to get a good job at a hotel bar. The money was good. So good, in fact, I quit my job to bartend
full-time. It was a really fun and
interesting two years, but ultimately I got back to working with kids. Kids or drunks…that’s how I roll. I’m moving the rolodex to the kitchen and
will start making some of the drinks.
Think I’ll start with this one:
Love Juice
Ingredients
1 oz Vodka1 oz Chambord
Fill with cranberry juice
Preparation
Pour over ice, stir and serve.
And now, Monday's At Home Science Activity!
The Monster Marshmallow
Marshmallows
Paper platesA Microwave
What You Do?
Put a marshmallow on a plate. Place in microwave. Heat for a minute. Watch it grow!
What is Going On?
Marshmallows are mostly sugar and
water wrapped around a bunch of air bubbles. When you cook marshmallows in your
microwave oven, several things happen at once. The microwave makes the water
molecules vibrate very quickly—which makes the water heat up. The hot water
warms the sugar, which softens a little. The hot water also warms the air
bubbles.
When you warm air in a closed container, the gas molecules move around faster and push harder against the walls of the container. As the air in the bubbles warms up, the air molecules bounce around faster and faster and push harder against the bubble walls. Since the sugar walls are warm and soft, the bubbles expand, and the marshmallow puffs up. If it puffs up too much, some air bubbles burst, and the marshmallow deflates like a popped balloon.
When you take the marshmallow out of the microwave and it cools
off, the bubbles shrink and the sugar hardens again. When the microwave
marshmallow cools, it’s dry and crunchy. We think that’s because some of the
water in the marshmallow evaporates when the marshmallow is hot.
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