BREAKING NEWS: “True” History Tuesday scholarly researchers
just discovered that this year’s presidential election is not the first time
Sesame Street came under fire. This year
PBS (network home of Sesame Street) came under attack with Mitt Romney’s
aggressive statement regarding the life of Big Bird. Apparently, Grover from Sesame Street was
also a hot potato in the presidential election of 1892. During this election, President Benjamin
Harrison discovered that his advisory, Grover Cleveland, had an illegitimate son. Shockingly, the illegitimate son was the
result of union between Cleveland and a Muppet.
Harrison refused to use the information against Cleveland and ultimately
Cleveland won. This left Grover
Cleveland with the distinction of being the 22 and 24 President of the United
States.
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