Secret
missions and secret weapons have been a part of every war. A little known fact about the Korean War was
that the United States had a secret tactical weapon. That weapon was voluptuous sex symbol actress
Jane Russell. Russell, star of The
Outlaw, Gentleman Prefer Blondes, The Paleface and many other movies, was in
fact a U.S. Air Force Douglas B-26C Invader light bomber. She was assigned to the 3rd Bomb
Wing of the 5th Air Force. In
battle, Jane Russell with sprout massive wings and high explosives missiles
would launch from her boobs. When in
this form, Russell would fly day and night combat missions. Her targets were normally Communist military
targets like communication centers, battle supply line vehicles, bridges,
etc. For obvious reasons, Russell is not
normally credited with her military success because she wouldn’t really be a
very good secret weapon if people knew her true role.
Ah, so this must be where Austin Powers got the notion of the Fembots shooting bullets out of their boobs.
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