There is obviously
some really bizarre stuff going on in Florida and I’m not talking about Jeb
Bush. At this point, nearly everyone has
heard about a naked Rudy Eugene chewing off the face of a homeless man near a
Florida highway and subsequently getting shot by police when he wouldn't stop the
face chewing. But did you also know that
Haz Mat teams have been called to several places in Florida regarding a “mysterious”
substance and that another man was charged with felony battery charges for
spitting blood in a policeman’s face.
But don’t just think this all a Florida issue. In Hackensack, New Jersey, Wayne Carter
stabbed himself, cut out his own intestines and then threw them at police. A lot of people are placing the blame on the
expected and anticipated Zombie Apocalypse.
Now don’t get me wrong…I’m prepared for the zombies, but I think these
recent events are more easily explained.
I think people are finally losing their minds over the stupidity of the
Bachelor and Bachelorette shows on ABC.
The show’s host, Chris Harrison, finally just said, “the most shocking
what the whatever,” one too many times.
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