Today I thought I would take the time to answer some reader questions regarding “True” History Tuesday.
Anonymous: Where do you get your information for “True” History Tuesday?
Me: Years of study abroad and degrees from Yale and Harvard have allowed me the opportunity to learn a shitton about history. I also spent time in the Congo, Rainforest and Yellowstone.
Historylover: What is your source for saying Lewis and Clark adopted an Asian baby?
Me: The I’m a Homo, You’re Not monthly newsletter
Henryswives: Thank you so much for finally answering the question about what happened to Anne Boleyn’s head!
Me: I’m glad I could clear that up for you. Changing lives and bringing peace to the world is the very least thing I am trying to accomplish.
Marty Krofft: Where do you get off saying H.R. Pufnstuf shot Abraham Lincoln??
Me: Pictures don’t lie and I don’t even have Photoshop.
Anonymous: “True” History is the biggest bunch of bullshit I have ever read.
Me: Seeing how large and how much information is on the internet, I’ll take that as quite a compliment. Thank you.
AnnaAnderson: I always suspect that Rasputin invented the Ice Schlong. I think of him every time I get a snow cone.
Me: That post was one of my most exhausting research endeavors to date. Traveling to Siberia is never easy or warm.
GourmetGuru: I honestly will never eat pork rinds (Marie Antoinette’s hair) and Arby’s curly fries (Indian guy with those long nails) again. Yuck.
Me: I’m just the messenger. I’m sorry to have altered your dietary standards.
AxeHandle: I’m so glad to learn that Lizzie Borden was betwitched by licking a cane toad!
Me: Me, too. It is ironic how ironic history can be.