Kids are weirdos. I’ve come to this conclusion based upon years
and years of teaching them. If you want
a case study of their weirdness, give one of them a band-aid. I guarantee you others will come up to you asking
for a band-aid, as well. They will show
you their “damaged” finger with no visible injuries to speak of and try to
convince you that they must cover the “wound” with a band-aid before death
overtakes them. There will be
drama. There will be a line of them near
the band-aid box. This same outcome will
happen if one of them needs an ice-pack.
Injuries are real popular with little kids. I had one ask me for an ice-pack yesterday
because, “You know the cheek on your butt?
I might have hurt mine on the slide.”
I’ve also noticed if one child takes their shoes off, they all must
remove their shoes. There is no rhyme or
reason to it. Shoes never came off in
the seventies. Why must they take their
shoes off now?! Speaking of shoes...look at these slippers.
I found these slippers on
Zappos. I like them, but they are
$70. I’d rather buy $70 worth of beer
and pretzels than have beer and pretzels on my slippers. I just saved lots of money and took the
slippers I already have and made some adjustments.
I am also going to include this
next picture to show that I did, in fact, purchase my first pumpkin of the
season. It also highlights how much my
dog Celie likes her comfort and makes me think I should take a nap.
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