I was searching for more funny material regarding Anthony Weiner’s wiener this morning, but I got distracted and found this instead Dogs Vs. Sprinklers.
The brightest window plus Harpo and Celie wrestling...loudly.
This morning I decided to take matters into my own hands. Otherwise, that window will be broken out and the shards of glass will be used as shanks to stab the animals. I made a care package. I presented it with lots of fanfare (although I was pissed because Wal Mart failed to put my card in the bag…damn you Sam Walton). The fanfare, of course, did not happen until she was fully awake and at a safe distance from her brass knuckles. She liked the gifts. I think we’ll make it through the new schedule…but I’ll keep you updated.
Although the tagline and packaging looks like condoms, these are actually earplugs.
This will terrify me to see Tiffany sleeping in this, but I will just find a way to deal with it.