Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Cougar Christmas Joy with Mariah Carey and Justin Bieber – “True” History Tuesday

Last week during the annual lighting of the Rockefeller Tree special, “true” history was made when horrific was taken to a new level.  Mariah Carey paired up with Justin Bieber to remake her song, “All I Want for Christmas is You.”  The video also known as the “hey, look at my ass video” features Carey standing against the wall doing the classic “hey, look at my ass” suggestive pose complete with Salvation Army bell thrusts in a whipping-like manner.  The video also features Bieber with his home boys racing around Macy’s with shopping carts…shopping carts in Macy’s???  That is even less believable than wanting to look at Mariah’s ass.    The video also includes an overly, obvious subliminal advertisement for Nintendo 3DS. The cougar climax occurs when Carey and Bieber jump into Santa Carey’s sleigh (that BTW Bieber is not old enough to drive).  Apparently they are all each other wants for Christmas…or is it a puppy they want?  It is all very cougar confusing.  If “true” history Tuesday was going to do a parody of this video it would look exactly like this video.

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