There is no way to talk about anything, but Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise divorcing. Even if we don’t care (and none of us really do) it is the only news. If during the Fourth of July as a nation we collectively hold each other, perhaps we will again see sunlight and attempt to enjoy life. Until then, we should all just huddle in the corner of our bathrooms and cry our eyes out and scream, “Why?!” randomly throughout the day.
This has been bugging me for quite some time. I think golfer Bubba Watson might actually be Marla Hooch.