Happy Friday the 13th!!!! Ever notice how slow Jason actually walked in that movie. How those idiots didn’t get away is ridiculous. I also think that hockey mask must have been really hot. Remember the sweaty face syndrome you got when you wore those cheap plastic Halloween masks with the rubber band around your head that always broke before you got all your candy? On a similar note, one of my favorite things to do in high school was drive my car around with a Halloween mask on my face. At that point, I had moved up from the cheap plastic masks to a full on green rubber mask (not that kind of rubber) with wild hair. It was good times. Maybe I’ll do that again today.
Classic Margaret Cho Moment