Is there anything creepier than a close-up picture of a doll face?
My first foray into gardening is still progressing nicely…are at least, I think, it is progressing nicely. I’m growing stuff, so that seems like I’m doing something right. The one thing that has definitely been an ongoing battle would be growing strawberries. After planting them, I soon discovered I had a yard full of gangsta squirrels. I tried a plastic owl, Cayenne pepper, pepper spray stuff from Home Depot, lights, rubber snakes, the coon dogs from Where the Red Fern Grows, Vatican guards, fireworks and a Nicaraguan death squad. Nothing worked. I finally just dug up the strawberries and put them in pots. I moved the pots by the windows in the garage. All this work and Tiffany and I have eaten one strawberry. We cut it in four pieces. It was a really good, but a very brief strawberry eating experience. I replaced the strawberries with squash and zucchini. I grew them from seeds. At this point, I feel like they are about to graduate from middle school…actual grown up zucchini and squash will not be far behind. I also planted a pumpkin plant. I gift from a friend (thanks Colt!). We are hoping we’ll have pumpkins to carve for Halloween. I also grew potatoes and broccoli! Sure they may be the smallest potatoes and broccoli florets in the world…but still, I grew them. Hands down, however, the thing I am most excited about are my tomato plants. Jodie Foster is the cherry tomato plant and Mariska Hargitay and Marg Helgenberger are my big boy tomato plants. I put my hands on their tomatoes as much as possible. Jodie Foster has been giving us lots of cherry tomatoes and Mariska and Marg are growing tomatoes now, too.
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A salad made from romaine lettuce grown in my garden.
I open the garage door to let the strawberries sun themselves. I suspect moments after this picture was taken a squirrel stole any berries growing on the plants.
squash and zucchini
small, but tasty
Touching one of Markisa's tomatoes.
Mariska and Marg