Sunday, March 27, 2011

Pitching a Tent for Viagra


On this day in 1998, Sildenafil (Viagra) became the first treatment for erectile dysfunction approved by the FDA.  Folks have been standing up and taking notice of the little blue pill ever since.

I decided to celebrate this day by PITCHING A TENT last night under the stars.  The sky had a beautiful BLUE STEEL look to it.  I fell asleep reading a few poems by John Henry BONER and a magazine article about WOODY Allen. I knew once the sun ROSE, being outside would help me to GET UP early.  ARISING at dawn, I went outside my tent and gave the sun a FULL SALUTE. It was a perfect springtime morning and I knew I wanted to plant some MORNING GLORY.  Did you know those flowers are native to the Florida PAN HANDLE? The first thing I needed was lots of HARDWOOD…for new planters.  Going to the store, I bought some WOOD from a CHUBBY salesman.  I also got some breakfast.  Even though I had a THROBBING toothache and the bacon was full of GRISTLE, the breakfast was good.  I was surprised how HARD it was to make the planters.  I was BONE tired after and I know I will wake up STIFF, but the chore was well worth it.  Everyone will be HARD-pressed to not stare at my new MORNING GLORY filled WOOD planters.



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