I think I’ve found a retro toy that deserves a second chance. I can’t believe when this first came out that kids didn’t understand the hours of fun that would greet them when they opened up the box containing their new Swing Wing. Idiots. I feel certain I can single handedly bring this toy back to the spotlight…where it rightfully belongs. It would be only a matter of time before kids were clamoring for one of their own. I’m thinking easily Cabbage Patch or Tickle Me Elmo status. I’ll just make one and wear it everywhere. Grocery shopping, oil changes, job interviews, walking the dogs, the movie theater, golfing, at the gym, standing in line to vote…I will wear it EVERYWHERE! I’ll have the world’s strongest neck and abs as I swing and sway all the way to the bank. How in the world would kids not want one? I’ve found my calling. It all makes sense now. I will be the pied piper of the the new Swing Wing craze!